Shuttlesworth

Got to work quite early this morning. 8:05 to be exact only to report to SEC Headquarters. You ask why? Oh I didn't tell you? I got transferred back to the Windows7 incompatibility team but with that comes a price. That price is that I have to report to OPC from now on. Let me remind you that OPC is in Springfield....fucking Springfield!!!
A far cry from Station Place in DC.
Not too happy about that right now. The only thing keeping me from punching a particular person
In the mouth is the ambience of my cranking music. #woosah
So I'm currently on the shuttle bus on my way over to HQ and the irony suddenly sets in. Wiz Khalifa's "Work Hard Play Hard" comes on. Fate must be tryna tell me something. The bigger the bill, the harder you ball" "The quicker you're here, the faster you go" Welp, guess I gotta do what I gotta do to stack this paper.
Stay tuned.